Shit Fuck

SHIT FUCK


shit ouch
bang my knee
dammit fuck
cabinet hurt me

don't want another
big black bruise
look like a brother
from my thigh to my tooes

wanna be a lady
all graceful & shit
float around parlors
& maybe faint just a bit

wanna be a grown-up
wear Power Lunch heels
Talk Turkey on my cellphone
Do Lunch with schlemeels

maybe if I eat right
work out in spandex thongs
wear lipstick to my bed at night
listen to Britney's songs

then I can be a Good Girl
and never say bad words
have legs unstained with bruises
and join the 'Murcan Herds.

shit fuck
got a door in my head
I shoulda ducked
time for bed.



7/2/02